How not to kill one's family, how to stop your sister rolling her eyes at you, dealing with bridesmaids who are being dicks, getting people to respect your wishes; SO EASY!
Guests numbers, avoiding all the 'good advice' from 'annoying people', budgets, what order to book things in and how to have a wedding that doesn't look like everyone else's
Staying sane, avoiding stress, the best rings for chubby sausage fingers and where all the great wedding dresses are hiding.
Hollywood movies will have you believe life lessons come neatly packaged during big life events. But they are wrong and dumb. Luckily I am not and I have all the answers to life's big questions within this blog post.
The Masons are trying to recruit me, via a gorilla recruitment campaign involving second-hand telephone tables, laminated hierarchies and LinkedIn.
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